Theá was sat in his chambers, contemplating what Kalistabán had told him. He had no reason to doubt the truth of his words and yet, it seemed too good to be true – a device that would make him practically immortal. The fact that their naïve kin from the Craftworlds had created it simply puzzled …
Next thing you'll be telling me they're rebooting Spiderman again... oh wait.
Well at least they had some sort of proof that what the General was saying was in fact true. Whilst unwilling at first, Kalistabán had managed to persuade the General to tell him that the device in the temple would grant you unnatural healing, alter your body into perfection and make you practically indestructible. If …
Kalistabán was starting to curse the words of the human General that had led him to this sector of the galaxy… And the worst part was that he knew he hadn’t been lying, he’d seen to that himself. Standing on the peak of a rocky formation, he looked over the forest planet of Jorn, the …
Man Up (aka, ye god! how are they still coherent after that much alcohol) was my choice of film this week and despite irregular showtimes trying to stop me...I persevered and was victorious! From director Ben Palmer, whose show-reel holds The Inbetweeners at its top, this rom-com of sorts (it's complicated) is very different to the …
Leaning forward in his throne, Theá closely watched one of his Wyches as she danced around a dozen or so orcs, her daggers cutting into their flesh just deep enough to hurt and infuriate them but not enough to kill or maim them. She was garbed in the usual outfit for a Wyche. Dressed in skin tight material …
Archon Theá V’all, leader to the Kabal of the Blooded Rose and one of the more mysterious Eldar in Commorragh stood on the Observation Deck of his personal flagship, the Bionnearan, as it departed from the hulking spherical vessel of silver he recognised as the Am’otep. In comparison to the dull and featureless Necron vessel, …
This week I was surprised that there was someone to accompany me who hadn't seen Mad Max: Fury Road already, telling me that I had to go and see it at every available oppurtunity. As it turned out a lot of people wanted to see it (either for the first time or again?) so we …
As we're only 100 views away from 1,000 (I know that isn't a lot but to me it is), I though I'd update y'all on how wonderful and enjoying it is to write and slap it somewhere people can read it (and hopefully like it to) So, we've got an established film review section now, …
Antara returned to her chambers, a pair of new hyperphase swords in her hands. They had been Overlord Varek Záakesh’s old blades, from when he too had been a Lychguard. She had motioned to refuse them but she knew that it would be rude to turn away an Overlord’s gift. Since his promotion to Overlord …
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